Each year I favorite Tweets that make me smile and take the first day of the New Year to reflect on them and get another smile from some of the good folks I interact with on a regular basis. If one of your Tweets made the list THANK YOU for making me smile or think really hard…
— Kirit Sarvaiya (@kiritsarvaiya) January 26, 2012
— John Dennis (@JohnDennisWEEI) February 1, 2012
I know Google should be excited about 100m + users but it’s kind of like the host of a mandatory party getting excited when people arrive
— Amy Patti (@amybp) February 2, 2012
Komen’s handling of this debacle is tantamount to surgically grafting additional feet, then shooting those too.
— Ike Pigott (@ikepigott) February 3, 2012
@jeffespo I’m just uncomfortable with the thought of you being nice….
— Anne Weiskopf (@AnneWeiskopf) February 6, 2012
Paying forward is the mother fucking game – give back !!!!!!!!!
— Gary Vaynerchuk (@garyvee) February 14, 2012
So if LMFAO is set on fire, would they be ROTFLMFAO ?
— Stacey Hood (@StaceyHood) February 20, 2012
Do the uncomfortable and it will widen your circle of comfort.
— Julien Smith (@julien) February 21, 2012
— Du4 (@Du4) March 8, 2012
Swiper is a pretty sneaky fox, but he’s not as sneaky as his cousin, Sniper. If you see Sniper, keep your head down.
— Goddamn Dora (@GoddamnDora) March 20, 2012
— Anna OBrien (@AnnaOBrien) March 26, 2012
Why bother trying when you get the same result? Think differently.
— Geoff Livingston (@geoffliving) March 29, 2012
@jeffespo Like the Olive Garden! Unlimited Bread (sticks) and Bottomless Wine!
— Michael Dolan (@EvilPRGuy) April 5, 2012
— Adam Schweigert (@aschweig) April 9, 2012
— Charlie Wollborg (@CharlieCurve) April 12, 2012
I can’t seem to find my invisible pants…
— Du4 (@Du4) April 17, 2012
I am here I a simple mission to slap a hater and complete you
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 18, 2012
OH: He is the Dr. Phil of analytics.
— Tamsen Webster (@tamadear) April 26, 2012
@jeffespo One of these days, Espo, one of these days! POW! straight to the moon
— Stacey Hood (@StaceyHood) June 7, 2012
I hate when people point at their wrist and ask for the time. Do I point at my crotch and ask where’s the bathroom?
— MommyGoggles™ LLC (@mommygoggles) June 11, 2012
— Scott Stratten (@unmarketing) June 25, 2012
— Marc Girolimetti (@MSGiro) June 27, 2012
“Wow! The Daily Who Gives A Fuck Is Out!” Nobody clicks on those people, just knock it off it’s spam.
— Michael Dolan (@EvilPRGuy) July 2, 2012
By popular demand I’ve decided to post my Monday Workout schedule. Enjoy reaping the benefits twitter world!!! twitter.com/A_Train_92/sta…
— Austen Lane (@A_Train_92) July 8, 2012
Can’t wrap my head around why the prostitutes on Aurora avenue don’t ride Segways.Could cover so much more ground that way
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) July 18, 2012
Random: I can’t hear the name Dirk without immediately thinking “Diggler.”
— L. A. Jones (@OffThe_Record) July 31, 2012
— Michael Brito (@Britopian) August 6, 2012
— Marc Girolimetti (@MSGiro) August 15, 2012
Big Bird: My bed time is usually 7:45, but I was really tired yesterday and fell asleep at 7! Did I miss anything last night?
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) October 4, 2012
— Oracle (@Oracle) October 16, 2012
100% of tall white guys wearing giant leather coats are members of the Russian National basketball team or villains in a Die Hard movie.
— Gavin Purcell (@gavinpurcell) November 6, 2012
#confessionnight Elmo has confession. After one too many glasses of chocolate milk Saturday, Elmo somehow woke up in a stair well yesterday
— Elmo (@Elmo_PBS) November 12, 2012
Elmo is the new Jerry Sandusky.
— Hustle Man(@ImTracyMorgan) November 12, 2012